A Collection of Scattered Poems

Just a Housewife


Just A Housewife
JUST A HOUSEWIFE


She felt so very nervous
The strain showed on her face
In this busy Legal office
She felt so out of place

She had reared two lovely children
And they now were of the age
She could seek casual employment
To help her husband with her wage

She had been a legal secretary
Before her motherhood began
But her nerve ends were in tatters
As she observed this solemn man

The years had flown by quickly
And she felt so out of touch
Procedures changed so rapidly
Perhaps they'd changed too much

This lawyer who confronted her
His manner seemed so cool
He made her feel uneasy
He made her feel a fool

She'd had fifteen years experience
But that was long ago
How could she think he'd hire her?
Her confidence was low

"Well, your references are first class
But there's a gap of quite some years.
Could you tell me of your recent work?"
His question fanned her fears

"I've been a housewife and a mother."
She said with a voice so small
"Since we commenced our family
I've done no other work at all."

"Just a housewife Mrs. Thompson?
Well, I'll write that down for you.
Now I've noted all your details
We can start our interview."

He spoke the words in innocence
But those words he'd quickly dread
Mrs. Thompson was insulted
By the casual words he'd said

His tone seemed so dismissive
She had been nerved up for days
She refused to let him trivialise
The role a housewife plays

It was purely her uneasiness
That made her temper rise
But the blazing pride of motherhood
Was flaring in her eyes

"Just a housewife, Mr. Lawyer?
Just a Housewife, did you say?
Well, the workload of a housewife
Would top yours any day."

"You spoke those words insultingly
You spoke them with disdain
And if you think I'm going to let them pass
You must be damn insane."

"You seem to think a housewife
Has very little worth
Well, I could guess it was a housewife
Who gave your body birth."

"Just a housewife Mr. Lawyer?
Well, let me tell you Lawyer man
There have been devoted housewives
Since the early dawn of man."

"A housewife toiled for ancient man
'til he went to his grave
She cared for him and cooked for him
And cleaned his dirty cave."

"So, you have a fancy title?
Well I can give you some
And they're titles that you can apply
To any housewife mum."

"Who runs the family budget
And pays accounts on time?
I'm an economist and accountant
I keep track of every dime."

"When we need our man's assistance
It's a well known proven fact
We can make him do our bidding
With skilled diplomatic tact."

"We are in charge of family hygiene
And in charge of laundry care
And if someone rings our doorbell
The receptionist will be there."

"When your meal is on the table
Here's a fact you can't deny
It was put there by a housewife
In charge of purchase and supply."

"We do lots of the tricky jobs
A handy man should do
And for children's cuts and bruises
We're in charge of First Aid too."

"Just a housewife Mr. Lawyer?
Just a housewife did you say?
Well, just the back draft from a housewife
Would blow you right away."

"Some lawyers might work long hours
And it drains them to the core
But a housewife with young children
Is on call for twenty four."

"When you need assistance
You just pick up the phone
But a housewife doesn't have hired help
She battles on alone."

"Sometimes our days are wonderful
Sometimes our days are hell
Some not only run the family home
But earn a wage as well."

"When our children lack in confidence
And their mood is rather blue
We are sympathetic councillors
And motivators too."

"A child's mind is so fragile
And to ease each mental pain
We are amateur psychiatrists
We help them smile again."

"We are nurses when they're ailing
And sometimes their sporting coach
There is hardly a profession
On which we don't encroach."

"We are in charge of family transport
When we drive our kids to school
Yet your tone of voice suggested
That a housewife is a fool."

"A housewife wiped your runny nose
When you were just a lad
A housewife you called 'Mother'
Was the best damn friend you've had."

"We are pastry cooks and caterers
There's few jobs we can't do
And if we find a tap that's dripping
We can be a plumber too."

"These are just some of the many things
A housewife does each day
And she does it for a thing called love
She doesn't ask for pay."

"She could boast a hundred titles
And keep this thought in store
Who keeps the home fires burning
When our men are called to war?"

Just a housewife Mr. Lawyer?
Just a housewife did you say?
Well, we're the backbone of this nation
And we prove it every day."

"You think our job is easy
But like other men who scoff
If it wasn't for the housewives
Your wheels would soon fall off."

The lawyer interrupted
But on his face there was a smile
"I like you Mrs. Thompson
I like your up-front style!"

"You expressed your thoughts so clearly
With examples true and wise
I was full of admiration
While you cut me down to size."

"If you still want the position
I can tell you that you're hired
But with all the skills you've mastered
I feel you're overqualified."

He gave a friendly chuckle
And with joy she heard him say
"You can start tomorrow morning
Or you can even start today."

K.D. Abbott © 2009


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